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 The Society for the Scientific Investigation of Carbon/Silicon Bonding presents: “I admit it, I love my computer:” We are currently studying the phenomena of Human/Computer Love, that is, the intense bonding that occurs between geek and machine. As part of this research, we present a number of creative works relating to this issue. It is our hope that these tributes will inspire others to publicly reveal their true feelings for electrical circuitry, and perhaps begin the road to understanding. |
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Holy Sonnet E by Paradox359 Batter my heart, three-windowed Screen; for, you As yet but crash, fail, halt and seek to abend; That I may point, and click, unplug me, and send Your force, to format, fsck, fdisk and make me new. I, like an unshared disk, to another due, Labor to admit you, but oh, to no end, Read-only, your memory in me, me should defend, But is corrupted, and proves weak or untrue. Yet dearly I love you , and would be loved fain, But am booting unto your enemy: Edit me, undo, or cut and paste again, Take me to you, imprison me, for I except you purge me, shall never be free, Nor ever open,except you delete me. |
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as cute as a puppy, as warm as a toaster, my little grey imac, she gives me her moster. from optical mouse to her transparent keyboard from translucent siding to sea-green A/C cord. she runs OS ten and 9.1 natively and apps from adobe make me creatively. i watch DVD's in letterboxed stereo and burn all the MP3's i can carry-o. she's ethernet ready and legacy-free with firewire ports and of course, USB. they call me obsessive, they call me a geek. they tell me "get out more" and cringe when i speak, but the truth's clear to me and it's something i get some lovers are carbon, and some carbonate. david r. macgeek laureate |
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Oh ethernet. I never realized the joys of having web pages load in the blink of an eye or downloading songs so fast I could cry oh you little blue cord that links me to the world sure, you look like a phone jack but how it pales in comparison to you, lil' blue... by Sarah Cady |
No greater love hath a Geek,
than the Love that binds chip and meek.
But is there no greater star-crossed lovers,
Then carbon-based life form and silicon wafers?
... Traditional geek rhyme
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Since this fair creature came into my world
The meaning of life becomes unfurled All day and all night igaze and igaze In wonder at her marvelous pink case And to friends all-a-worry of my new ways You do not have reason to be afraid "Never fear, never fear!" i say to you We can always meet on ICQ -judy powers |
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 et me not to the marriage of true mindsadmit viruses; Love is not love when it pirated programs uses whenever it pirated programs finds or downloads software from any ancient webpage. |
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 h no! Love is an ever fixed markthat looks for the latest official upgrades to be taken to make its computer the best in the office so the owner won’t from thoughtless slumber to the computer’s obsolescence awaken. |
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| ove is not Time’s fool; though computer speeds and RAM within its bending sickle’s compass come Love is merciful and ends with a Kevorkian program of computer replacement as it approaches the edge of technological doom. |
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 f this be error and upon me provedthen I never writ, nor no man a computer loved. |
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sincerely, The Society for the Scientific Investigation of Carbon/Silicon Bonding P.S. If you really, really love your computer, Submit to Geek Erotica's Amateur Hardware Section.
We are always looking for more confessions! Please tell us about your love for your computer in our Computer Love forum. You may also submit computer love poetry, pictures, pet names, essays, or screenplays via email. If you wish, you may remain anonymous, as we realize that other humans or electronic devices may be hurt by your candid disclosures.
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