Current JoyPoll results for 1295 entries:
Would this planet be better off without humans?
Yep, ... are you volunteering to leave first?
204
15%
Nope, ... the Neanderthals voted no in their poll too.
101
7%
The planet would be better off, but the galaxy would be a little lonelier, ... stupid human, always anthropomorphizing everything.
237
18%
The planet doesn't care either way, ... Earth's more worried about the Sun going nova.
405
31%
The deity I believe in might miss us, ... if a deity has no one left to believe in it, does it still exist?
94
7%
My monkey's perked up at the thought, ... get that damned dirty ape away from the joypoll!
120
9%
Proxy vote from the inhabitants of Gamma-Gamma's third moon.
134
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and primordial math.
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