If a remote could control your Significant Other, what would you most like it to do?
|Turn on, ... if they knew that, would they?||59||27%|
|Turn off, ... if they knew that, it would be.||4||1%|
|Mute, ... STFU, or hush hush my darling?||21||9%|
|Rewind, ... but in the good ol' days, we didn't know it was the good ol' days.||12||5%|
|Fast Forward, ... are they expecting an inheritance or going on a diet?||9||4%|
|Change the channel, ... if they knew that, they might cancel the cable.||42||19%|
|I'm Pausing to reflect on the results.||66||30%|