Current JoyPoll results for 1121 entries:
What the heck is holding up the giant boulder?
A very stealth attack helicopter, ... I hope there's no snakes on that Cobra.
23
2%
An Army Corp of Engineers balloon, ... are you sure it's not the TTBs?
24
2%
Acme Giant Boulder Holder, ... meep meep!
303
27%
The net is coated with the anti-gravity paint Cavorite, ... and if you don't know what that is, you must have been living in the Moon.
22
1%
It must be a Weapon of Mass Disruption, ... it must actively mess up the boulder's passive gravitational mass.
49
4%
Nothing is holding it. The boulder is being repulsed by Whitney Houston, ... who says rocks don't have taste?
374
33%
Osama likes Whitney? Whoa, I've just lost all respect for that dude, ... I guess you can get your kicks with 72 virgins for only so long.
201
17%
This is a dream sequence, nothing has to hold it up!
125
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and flattening.
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