Current JoyPoll results for 1074 entries:
What is your computer telling you it wants?
A corner office with a view, ... with my luck they'd give me a cornerstone office.
26
2%
A secretary, ... a human for you, or a PDA for it?
78
7%
A sunny, warm vacation, ... isn't sunlight the natural enemy of geeks?
110
10%
A newer, faster, computer friend, ... that way your computer can be promoted to Management.
222
20%
A softer, sexier, human friend to keep its master company, ... is that your Happy Mac, or is your computer just glad to see me?
373
34%
My computer is entirely satisfied, ... satisfied, or spoiled rotten?
163
15%
I talk to my computer, not the other way around.
102
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the script daydreaming.
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