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What the heck is holding up the giant boulder?
A very stealth attack helicopter, ... I hope there's no snakes on that Cobra.
An Army Corp of Engineers balloon, ... are you sure it's not the TTBs?
Acme Giant Boulder Holder, ... meep meep!
The net is coated with the anti-gravity paint Cavorite, ... and if you don't know what that is, you must have been living in the Moon.
It must be a Weapon of Mass Disruption, ... it must actively mess up the boulder's passive gravitational mass.
Nothing is holding it. The boulder is being repulsed by Whitney Houston, ... who says rocks don't have taste?
Osama likes Whitney? Whoa, I've just lost all respect for that dude, ... I guess you can get your kicks with 72 virgins for only so long.
This is a dream sequence, nothing has to hold it up!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and flattening.
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