Current JoyPoll results for 1498 entries:
What do you think is up with Dvorak liking his Mac?
He's trolling his Windows fans, ... he decided to Troll Different.
204
13%
He's obviously been removed and replaced by an Apple-programmed duplicate, ... is it running OS X?
101
6%
He finally drank the Kool-Aid, ... I can still taste that delicious Aqua flavor.
91
6%
It's simple, Dvorak is nuts!
244
16%
After years of being the grinch, it suddenly dawned on him that the Mac is more than just a computer. His heart and brain grew three sizes larger, and little Cindy-Lou Mac asked him to carve the Macworld roast tofu, ... stop it, I'm choking up!
264
17%
OMG, DVORAK IS FAKE STEVE JOBS!!!!, ... if so, Frozen Hell just froze over!
400
26%
What do you mean chickens don't have lips?
194
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the sky falling.
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