Current JoyPoll results for 671 entries:
What dangers do your super powers pose to others?
My powers of attraction often make me an unstoppable chick magnet, ... the attractive force of a chick magnet is approximately proportional to the inverse cube of the distance from the hottie. |
70 |
10% |
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My net surfing abilities can sometimes create white holes of information, ... perhaps your computer needs an event horizon card. |
90 |
13% |
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My super coding has been known to generate localized text flurries, ... falling from comma-lus and colon-o-nimbus clouds? |
77 |
11% |
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My remarkable ability to recite user manuals sometimes casts a strange sleeping spell over people, ... user manuals are some people's kryptonite. |
97 |
14% |
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My super slackerism is surprisingly infectious, ... you know what they say, monkey see, monkey don't do much. |
265 |
39% |
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My secret identity remains a secret. |
72 |
10% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Brainiac's shrinking ray.
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