Current JoyPoll results for 787 entries:
So, what do you think happened next?
| Santa said "That's the way this crummy world works kid.", then ate the kid's candy cane, ... so it was Bill under there! |
121 |
15% |
 |
| They say Santa's heart shrunk three sizes that day, ... it grew back shortly after Microsoft bought the entire North Pole operation. |
47 |
5% |
 |
| Santa taught the child some anger management techniques, and the little boy eventually grew up to be a DOJ prosecutor, ... I hope that choice didn't make you too angry. |
113 |
14% |
 |
| Santa, with a twinkle in his eye, pulled down his fake beard to reveal that he was actually Bill Gates, ... well, isn't Santa an anagram for Satan? |
104 |
13% |
 |
| Santa admitted that his Naughty List got all messed up after his computer crashed, ... he was running Windows X-Mess Edition. |
308 |
39% |
 |
| I'm on the Nice List. |
94 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and data disillusionment.
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