Current JoyPoll results for 963 entries:
What's your favorite feature of the Liquid Drool System?
The Apple Fans, ... certainly not the quietest fans out there, but some of the longest lasting.
84
8%
Frontside Drool Collection Bus, ... on this bus, the signs say "Mind the Gob."
80
8%
The Hype Pump, ... is that a Reality Distortion Field powering that thing?
222
23%
Those Floating Point Nuggets, ... that's what you'd call a real revenue steam!
49
5%
Gold Extraction Unit, ... they're hoping it makes bullions and bullions.
127
13%
Pot o' Gold under the Apple Rainbow, ... kinda gets you drooling, doesn't it?
251
26%
My drool's dry.
150
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and drool processors.
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