Current JoyPoll results for 657 entries:
What's the most horrifying consequence of iPod Madness?
An insatiable desire for tunes, ... followed by an insatiable thirst for bandwidth.
38
5%
Inability to separate oneself from the little Pleasure Box, ... many of us already have that problem with the big Pleasure Box.
52
7%
The desperate measures 'Podders will take to get their "white bud high", ... rock'in white bud high... Cupertino...
50
7%
The likelihood of iPods aiding and abetting corporate and military espionage, ... almost as dangerous as pads of paper!
64
9%
Becoming a drone in Steve's devil music army, ... you mean you wouldn't sell your soul for rock 'n roll?
105
15%
It's more horrifying not being a 'Podder, ... hey, if everyone had them, they wouldn't be cool, right?
267
40%
I'm stick'in to my 78s.
81
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Devil Music.
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