Current JoyPoll results for 835 entries:
What bumper sticker would you stick on G-Force One?
No riders, except brunettes, blondes, and redheads, ... you mean Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Ron Howard?
160
19%
When this Vomit Comet's a rockin', don't come a knockin', ... it'll definitely be going up and down.
112
13%
Parabolas help me lose the weight of the world, ... hope you don't get too depressed at 1.8G.
38
4%
I'm Frreeee, Free Falling, ... well, $2,950.00 + Tax Falling anyway.
90
10%
My other vehicle is an X-Prize contender, ... um, I wouldn't call an Estes rocket shoved up your beater's tailpipe qualifying.
329
39%
Today's comic gave me an apogee.
106
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and floating points.
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