Current JoyPoll results for 1067 entries:
If you were to get a medal for your online activities, what would it be?
The Hacker Heart, ... crackers need not apply.
53
4%
The Magnificent Valor Cross for Resisting Flamebait, ... and to those who post flamebait, I award The Order of the Skunk Cabbage.
82
7%
The Medal of Merit for Good Passwords, ... make sure your acceptance speech is at least 6 characters long, and a mix of upper and lower case characters, numbers, and punctuation marks.
86
8%
The Star of Gallantry for Helping Newbies, ... or maybe 5 blinking stars in the Forums?
156
14%
Achievement Ribbon for My Personal Achievement in Launching my Browser, ... now you can attend meetings of The Order of the Double Click.
33
3%
The Order of Most Excellent Porn Surfing, ... I think they award that one in private.
263
24%
Distinguished Service Medal for regular JoyPolling, ... /me salutes you!
252
23%
Just award me the Order of the Undistinguished Lurker.
142
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and numbers MIA.
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