Current JoyPoll results for 1014 entries:
How can you tell that a cat is just not into you?
She nibbles the kibble instead of your ear, ... try wearing tuna ear rings.
11
1%
She scratches the furniture, instead of your back, ... maybe you've been patting her doggie style.
11
1%
She meows to get out more than to come in, ... she just wants you to come with her!
59
5%
She hasn't brought you a mouse in years, ... yeah, but when was the last time you brought her a bouquet of catnip?
104
10%
It's a cat, therefore it's genetically designed to be just not into you, ... maybe you were genetically designed to be a dog person.
462
45%
She's just not into you now, but give her a few minutes, and she'll be all over you, ... the same is true for mosquitoes!
238
23%
I'm just not into voting.
128
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding's just not that into you.
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