Current JoyPoll results for 734 entries:
What would you suggest to the hapless geek?
Edit yourself a bit, ... a good theme song will work wonders too.
Hang out at hapless geekette film festivals, ... I hope they're screening Silicon Magnolias again.
Become a Mac Genius, that'll get the chicks, ... a million t-shirt wearers will back me up on that one.
Just make iMovies about yourself, ... consider them independent productions.
Consider opening up your source code, ... sensitive geeks are more likely to get nominated.
Use special effects, ... a little CGI can go a long way.
I'm calling Batman.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the sound of a red phone ringing.