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Current JoyPoll results for 705 entries:
If you were Steve Jobs, how would you spend the weekend before a keynote?
Practice practice practice, ... Hmmm, do I say "Boom!" here, or "Incredible!"? |
135 |
19% |
|
Yelling at underlings, ... it's just not a keynote unless someone is fired, or collapses from stress. |
93 |
13% |
|
Chilling out, away from technology, ... it's so easy to get away from it all when you have your iPhone. |
83 |
11% |
|
Like I spend every other weekend, surfing the web, ... yes, but Steve surfs on an 80 inch iMac. |
63 |
8% |
|
Guarding the "iPrisoners"... anyone who knows what I'm going to reveal at the keynote, and is now in Apple lock-up, ... they are sequestered in an electromagnetically-shielded titanium vault one mile below Cupertino. Note to self, must remember to turn on air conditioning and food tubes. |
285 |
40% |
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Enjoying those sweet new toys, like iPhone 2.0, all to myself, ... Steve is probably already playing with iPhone 3.0! |
437 |
61% |
|
I'm not Steve Jobs, but I play him on the Internet. |
110 |
15% |
|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and one more %.
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